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A nose by any other name…

A long-running joke in my family is that my nose is simply for decoration.  It doesn’t work. I can’t remember a time it ever did.  It’s not allergies or seasonal.  It just is a stubborn, stuffy, finicky appendage on my face. … Continue reading

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31 Days of Stuff I Wish You’d Stop Saying; Day 8 “We’ve been up all night vomiting…”

“We’ve been up all night vomiting…” I have been up all night… vomiting. I address vomit in my manuscript.  Two to three chapters are dedicated to my contempt for the stomach bug, and I know I am supposed to save … Continue reading

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Breakfast conversations on Thursday…

Teen son 1:  WHAT  KIND OF PARENT ARE YOU?  You weren’t going to say “Hey son you’re about to be decapitated… you may not want to do that!”  Apparently I need to know everything by 15 if I want to … Continue reading

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