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When did “natural childbirth” start involving inflatable wading pools?

I am old. This is what the new batch of our babies have to look forward to. They have an old mom. And she’s way behind the times. They will to go school with kids that were birthed into swimming pools… In their living rooms! Am I new? I am just hearing about this. I saw the Duggars doing “natural” deliveries in a bath tub.. Continue reading

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Breakfast conversations on Thursday…

Teen son 1:  WHAT  KIND OF PARENT ARE YOU?  You weren’t going to say “Hey son you’re about to be decapitated… you may not want to do that!”  Apparently I need to know everything by 15 if I want to … Continue reading

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Sticky Note #2 We wont back down!

So if you start your Monday out on the wrong foot STAY STRONG.  Keep it up all week. If on Monday morning you are in the principal’s office in your pajamas, fuzzy slippers, and no bra… by  time you put … Continue reading

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Does anyone ask: Are you JUST a dad???

“Excuse me?” I ask. “Are you just a mom?  Or do you work outside the home?”  The stranger inquired. “Um.” I truly wish I was more confrontational at this point.  I manage to spatter out, “I am just a mom….” … Continue reading

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That time I was banned from God tube…

.I pray that I might boldly profess, that no matter how badly I mess up the message, checking the wrong box, too long of a tweet, or fatigue induced grammatical errors, all will know my heart belongs to Jesus Christ. And also that James Dobson doesn’t think I am an icky internet creep. Continue reading

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